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Our Los Angeles

by Jackie Babe

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Our Father, Who art in traffic

Hallowed be Thy fame;

Thy food truck come,

Thy hike be done,

on earth as it is at Runyon.

Give us this day our daily kale,

and forgive us our star tours,

as we forgive those who mixtape against us;

and lead us not into street performance,

but deliver us from earthquakes. Amen.

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LA Only Cares About Traffic

Today President Obama is coming to LA. When he would visit Wisconsin, it would be the headline and all the news outlets would be super excited. “President Obama is gracing us with his supreme presence! Cool!” Here, not so much. Instead, this is the headline at Los Angeles┬áTimes:

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Hilarious. It doesn’t matter if you’re the president – if you’re messing up traffic this city has something to say about it.

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